Tila Tequila is still around. And is still devoid of any redeeming qualities.
Here she is in an utterly RIDICULOUS outfit that show WAY more than pretty much anyone wants to see (which makes some of the pictures not safe for work) performing her new single “I Fucked the DJ” at The Greenhouse in New York.
Now, I’ve only heard a handful of songs by her … and I’ve got to give her credit for one thing and one thing alone. At least SHE manages to get some kind of meaning out of it, as utterly pointless as that meaning is.
When I hear it, all I hear is bad rap, simplistic repetitive beats and music that seem to be written and finished in a few minutes just to get her to shut up for 5 seconds.
This chick really needs a wake up call and possibly some psychiatric help. Hit the jump for the rest of the pictures, just bear in mind what she’s wearing and your environment, because she really needs some extra special help dressing herself.
Hilary Duff gets proposed to, and has a hell of a good way of reacting to it.
Now, the whole marriage thing, I could really care less. I've been there, done that, never doing it again for the sake of my sanity. But on the other hand, if I got a blowjob for asking, I may re-think my stance on it. That's just me though.
Okay, there's a slight chance she may not actually be doing that. But to hell with it, it looks like it and that's good enough for me.
Ashley Greene modeling a SoBe “skinsuit”
Sex definitely does sell, even though there isn't any actual sex going on here. I've personally never had SoBe Lifewater nor have I seen or read Twilight (sorry guys, I honestly don't give a shit) ... but I may try some SoBe tonight.
Of course, I won't ever see a swimsuit like this in person because I'm in the fucking bible belt and I have a feeling if a woman wore this indoors she'd probably get arrested let alone outdoors. More pictures and a video with some terrible music after the jump.
Tila Tequila’s milking Casey Johnson’s death … trying desperately to get noticed again.
Seriously, does anyone give a shit about this chick anymore? Alright, her fiance died, and it sucks. It’s tragic when ANYONE dies. It will even be tragic when Tila Tequila dies from a drug overdose or just too much plastic surgery. But it looks to me like Tila’s milking this death for all it’s worth trying DESPERATELY to get noticed again with her fake tits and golem-esque face.
There’s no talent there, she’s not particularly good looking in any way and everything I’ve seen about her in interviews and read leads to her being a piece of shit who needs to just grow up.
Rest in piece Casey Johnson, even though the only thing I ever knew about you is that for some reason you were engaged to this mutant.
Man, celebrities are dropping like flies lately aren’t they. Or, hrmm … does Casey Johnson count as a celebrity? Or for that matter, does Tila even count anymore?
Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips tried to collect the dogs and other personal items of Casey Johnson’s from Tila’s home … yeah … did they REALLY expect this to go well given that Tila’s 28 going on 12? Here’s a quote from her blog :
My Fiance and I had been living together at my house for about a month now, with all of our dogs! 3 Total, and today these "mean Girls" bombarded MY HOME, to try to take the pups away so they can put them to sleep so they can bury the dogs with Casey. So sad! I had to call the police because they were getting very violent outside of my house and threatening to break in! They kept kicking my door, pounding on it, and even left scratch marks on my windows and texted that they were going to try to break in from the back side!! I was alone, scared and they left me no choice.
Of course, the police defused it all and let Nicky and Bijou have them because … well … honestly, I’m sure there are people out there who would have believed that wild story she put up in her blog AND what she told the police. But these people are probably in trailer parks across America.
Speaking of trailer parks, those shots of her in the light colored top … was of her coming out of the police department.
Yeah. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.
Tara Reid shows off the power of Photoshop
Much like Courtney Love before, Tara Reid is showing the power of Adobe Photoshop in the hands of a skilled user. Because after the jump are candid pictures to show you what she really looks like. Now obviously since this is from Playboy, the pictures aren't safe for work. But I did cut off the thumbnails so THEY'RE (in my opinion) safe.
Courtney Love in Dazed and Confused magazine
Behold, the unlimited power of makeup and the poor slob who had to sit behind the keyboard and mouse in Adobe Photoshop. I've gotta hand it to her though considering she's 45 years old now. Had she done stuff like this more often 15 years ago or so it wouldn't be so odd to see stuff like this because they wouldn't have had to do so much alterations to it. But as it stands now, when you see just the regular candid pictures of her ... it's a pretty frightening site. Bonus after the jump of a little bit more racy shoot from Pop Magazine.
And now that I think about it ... it seems appropriate she'd appear in a magazine called "Dazed and Confused". Because that's the exact look she's got in every picture. If that's a "Fuck me" look ... she must get a lot of strange reactions to that because it looks more like "I have no idea where I am or what I'm doing. Where's the cocaine."
More of Lindsay Lohan from Muse magazine.
Now there's a video set up like a music video. You can check it out right here. And below you can check out a bunch of still shots from it. I just wish they didn't do cuts every half second in the video. Regardless of that, it's great stuff.
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Miley Cyrus has a tattoo. Let the controversy continue.
OH MY GOD! Let the online shenanigans begin! People are probably going to bitch about this just like they bitch about everything else she does. What’s the big deal about her having a tattoo. Or doing the whole stripper pole thing for all of about 10 seconds. Who cares. Anne Hathaway was a Disney chick too … ever seen Havoc? How about Hilary Duff’s squeaky clean image she’s getting out of. Christ people, just leave it alone.
And if you’re wondering where this tattoo is at … it’s a very small tattoo under her breast that reads “Just Breathe”. Wow, yeah … LOTS of controversy there.
With the way people react to her you’d think it reads “Fuck me” or something like that.
As I said. Get over it. If nothing else, you have to be … what … 18 to get a tattoo? And she’s 17? I don’t know personally because I have no need to waste my time getting one.
Celebrity touchups. Before and after.
Actually, with the way the pictures are done up, it’s more like “after and before” but you’re smart. You get the idea. What amazes me is that Beyonce, Kelly Clarkson and my personal favorite of the bunch Julia Stiles don’t look all THAT different after being touched up. Obviously, click on the thumbnail to get the full size picture. If for some reason you’re still in the stone age and on dialup, beware that the picture is almost 2 megs.
via I Am Bored
Hilary Duff should do scenes like this more often.
It’s from a television show called Gossip Girl. I’ve honestly never even heard of it, but it’s stuff like this that almost makes me want to waste away in front of television shows. I’m not having many issues with what Disney’s been pushing out lately honestly. Except I keep wanting to spell Hilary’s name with two Ls. And that always messes with me. But it’s worth it in the end for stuff like this. Ah to hell with it, here’s her “Reach Out” video. Even though I’m not a big fan of of the use of the Personal Jesus music seeing as how I’ve been a Depeche Mode fan for a big chunk of my life. But if nothing else you can just turn the volume down.
Hit the jump for stills from the Gossip Girls scene.