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18Apr/100

Tila Tequila is still around. And is still devoid of any redeeming qualities.

Tila Tequila 150410 Here she is in an utterly RIDICULOUS outfit that show WAY more than pretty much anyone wants to see (which makes some of the pictures not safe for work) performing her new single “I Fucked the DJ” at The Greenhouse in New York.

Now, I’ve only heard a handful of songs by her … and I’ve got to give her credit for one thing and one thing alone. At least SHE manages to get some kind of meaning out of it, as utterly pointless as that meaning is.

When I hear it, all I hear is bad rap, simplistic repetitive beats and music that seem to be written and finished in a few minutes just to get her to shut up for 5 seconds.

This chick really needs a wake up call and possibly some psychiatric help. Hit the jump for the rest of the pictures, just bear in mind what she’s wearing and your environment, because she really needs some extra special help dressing herself.

7Jan/100

Tila Tequila’s milking Casey Johnson’s death … trying desperately to get noticed again.

Tila Tequila Seriously, does anyone give a shit about this chick anymore? Alright, her fiance died, and it sucks. It’s tragic when ANYONE dies. It will even be tragic when Tila Tequila dies from a drug overdose or just too much plastic surgery. But it looks to me like Tila’s milking this death for all it’s worth trying DESPERATELY to get noticed again with her fake tits and golem-esque face.

There’s no talent there, she’s not particularly good looking in any way and everything I’ve seen about her in interviews and read leads to her being a piece of shit who needs to just grow up.

Rest in piece Casey Johnson, even though the only thing I ever knew about you is that for some reason you were engaged to this mutant.

Man, celebrities are dropping like flies lately aren’t they. Or, hrmm … does Casey Johnson count as a celebrity? Or for that matter, does Tila even count anymore?

Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips tried to collect the dogs and other personal items of Casey Johnson’s from Tila’s home … yeah … did they REALLY expect this to go well given that Tila’s 28 going on 12? Here’s a quote from her blog :

My Fiance and I had been living together at my house for about a month now, with all of our dogs! 3 Total, and today these "mean Girls" bombarded MY HOME, to try to take the pups away so they can put them to sleep so they can bury the dogs with Casey. So sad! I had to call the police because they were getting very violent outside of my house and threatening to break in! They kept kicking my door, pounding on it, and even left scratch marks on my windows and texted that they were going to try to break in from the back side!! I was alone, scared and they left me no choice.

Of course, the police defused it all and let Nicky and Bijou have them because … well … honestly, I’m sure there are people out there who would have believed that wild story she put up in her blog AND what she told the police. But these people are probably in trailer parks across America.

Speaking of trailer parks, those shots of her in the light colored top … was of her coming out of the police department.

Yeah. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.