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More of Ashley Greene in a skinsuit for SoBe, better shots this time.

ashley-greene-nude-bodypaint-sobe-02 Of course all the good bits have been edited out, but still. Maybe I should watch Twilight one of these days, because if this chick is playing a vampire that’d definitely something I’m interested in.

Hell, Aaliyah was the ONLY saving grace of The Queen of the Damned aside from the music that was expertly done by Johnathan Davis.

And later covered on the CD, wasn’t it weird to hear Chester Bennington sing that shit?

Anyway, here are more shots, they’re definitely a lot better than the last ones although I personally could have done without the photoshopping and editing to make them “friendly”.

For some reason I’m always into the slightly more candid looking stuff for much of anything. Now that I think about it, there was a chick named “Ashley Green” who I went to school with back in the 1800’s. Though I can’t remember for the life of me what she looks like.

*ahem* Anyway, I know that it wasn’t this chick, and I’m going to shut up now. Hit the jump.


Ashley Greene modeling a SoBe “skinsuit”

ashley-greene-naked-body-paint-01 Sex definitely does sell, even though there isn't any actual sex going on here. I've personally never had SoBe Lifewater nor have I seen or read Twilight (sorry guys, I honestly don't give a shit) ... but I may try some SoBe tonight.

Of course, I won't ever see a swimsuit like this in person because I'm in the fucking bible belt and I have a feeling if a woman wore this indoors she'd probably get arrested let alone outdoors. More pictures and a video with some terrible music after the jump.