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Mary-Kate and Ashley updated their Myspace pages a little bit.

Just a few pictures, but some kick ass pictures regardless. If you even still use Myspace (I log in less and less it seems), you can hit them up here : Ashley and Mary-Kate. The first two are Mary-Kate and that third, personal favorite of mine, picture is Ashley.


Hilary Duff gets proposed to, and has a hell of a good way of reacting to it.

Now, the whole marriage thing, I could really care less. I've been there, done that, never doing it again for the sake of my sanity. But on the other hand, if I got a blowjob for asking, I may re-think my stance on it. That's just me though.

Okay, there's a slight chance she may not actually be doing that. But to hell with it, it looks like it and that's good enough for me.


Michelle Trachtenberg just got a whole lot better.

michelle-trachtenberg-complex-09 I know there have been previous shoots,  but not a whole lot quite like this. Unfortunately, there looks like there’s a lot of unneeded photoshopping going on here. I’d be interested to see if there are any outtakes from this one.

To be perfectly honest, the only movie I really remember her from is Eurotrip … how the characters in that movie never noticed her aside from being “one of the guys” until near the end is beyond me. But oh well, movies like that aren’t known for their deep plots or good writing.

Either way, this shoot is definitely a welcome change of pace from the norm. Maybe they’ll get even more interesting in the future.

Hit the jump for all the rest of them.


Zoe Saldana. Need I say more?

Zoe Saldana, tragically, I’d NEVER heard of her before the Star Trek movie … I wish to everything that’s holy I had because it’s pretty damn hard to get better than this. More pictures after the jump, and they’re slightly not safe for work. Good, bad, it’s up to you, I don’t want to hear it if you get into trouble from a boss who doesn’t like gorgeous women.


Emma Watson keeps getting better and better.

emma-watson-jan-06 These are outtakes from a photoshoot for some magazine that I’ve never heard of nor will I probably ever read. But regardless of that, this chick keeps getting better and better and really makes me wonder why I don’t watch the newer Harry Potter movies.

Granted, I’m not really for the “trashy” makeup job, but still. I’m all for the fact that she gets more and more racy with each shoot.

Below are more. Thanks to Popaholic.

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Lindsay Lohan in Sunday Times Style magazine

6 Yeah, this is kind of old. But I don’t care. I’m totally diggin’ the freckles.

I can’t say I’m all that wild about the blonde hair though … just looks strange on her for some reason. But still, great shoot. Once you hit the jump there are the shots from the magazine as well as a bunch of outtakes and whatnot.

Maybe I’ll get around to doing more posts like this eventually. Or get someone else to do them for me so they’re spaced out a little more than early in the morning and real late at night.

Anyone interested? :)

It'd definitely make the site a little more active during the day seeing as how I work at night and kind of require sleep. If I could update this site in my sleep I would've done it by now ... though it's been fairly close at times.


Miley Cyrus has a tattoo. Let the controversy continue.

1 OH MY GOD! Let the online shenanigans begin! People are probably going to bitch about this just like they bitch about everything else she does. What’s the big deal about her having a tattoo. Or doing the whole stripper pole thing for all of about 10 seconds. Who cares. Anne Hathaway was a Disney chick too … ever seen Havoc? How about Hilary Duff’s squeaky clean image she’s getting out of. Christ people, just leave it alone.

And if you’re wondering where this tattoo is at … it’s a very small tattoo under her breast that reads “Just Breathe”. Wow, yeah … LOTS of controversy there.

With the way people react to her you’d think it reads “Fuck me” or something like that.

As I said. Get over it. If nothing else, you have to be … what … 18 to get a tattoo? And she’s 17? I don’t know personally because I have no need to waste my time getting one.


Celebrity touchups. Before and after.

53913_photoshopedcelebritiesy Actually, with the way the pictures are done up, it’s more like “after and before” but you’re smart. You get the idea. What amazes me is that Beyonce, Kelly Clarkson and my personal favorite of the bunch Julia Stiles don’t look all THAT different after being touched up. Obviously, click on the thumbnail to get the full size picture. If for some reason you’re still in the stone age and on dialup, beware that the picture is almost 2 megs.

via I Am Bored


Miranda Kerr is ridiculously cute.

I just thought I’d throw that in. And a bonus one from earlier in her career. But the main bulk of them are from behind the scenes of a Grazia photoshoot.


Captain Lou Albano (aka Mario) is dead.


He did wrestling stuff, which I know absolutely nothing about because I've never cared about wrestling. But he definitely was a part of my childhood because I watched the Super Mario Bros. Super Show every chance I got. I even got it on DVD recently because I still love it. Rest in piece Lou. You were a great Mario. He was apparently 76 years old at the time of his death.

He even guest starred in that show as himself, which I thought was pretty cool. Now I'm gonna go on a DVD binge for that show.