Avril Lavigne at the beach.
The beach, the ocean, whatever it is. I don't really care since I'm not a swimmer. But it's about time we got some pictures like this. And there's an added bonus in there in the form of a slight mishap. My one question though ... who in the hell swims with a hat on? Seriously. Oh well, no sense in dwelling on the pointless. Kudos goes to Egotastic! for this one.
Lindsay Lohan in the German GQ
It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these. Mostly because I’m very picky and won’t just pick ANYTHING out. So you’ve got to ask yourself … what’s better than a beautiful woman playing (or in this case holding because I’m unsure as to whether or not she can actually play it) a guitar? Doing it topless.
It amazes me about all he hooplah surrounding this recent court thing … sure … it’s unfortunate that she has to do drugs, and hopefully she’ll get off of them. But in the end, who gives a shit what she does with HER time.
Think of it this way, if her name wsa Lindsay Jones, who would care?
In any case, courtesy of Egotastic! and The Superficial here are a ton of insultingly sexy pictures and a video.
It’s just a shame the freckles aren’t noticeable … that’s one of her best features.
These pictures of Lindsay Lohan are relevant to my interests.
These are some new pictures from a photoshoot … honestly couldn’t tell you what from because I don’t read magazines. It’s actually two different shoots, I just jumbled them together for the hell of it. And because I think they’re both great.
But regardless of all that mess, the other girl in the black and white photos are her younger sister Ali. Say what you want about Lindsay’s career or what she does with her personal time that shouldn’t really be anyone’s business ANYWAY, I’m diggin’ these shoots she does.
Hell, I even though that movie she did “I Know Who Killed Me” was really friggin’ good. A lot of people bash the acting, but I thought she pulled it off well.
Anyway, hit the jump for the good stuff. All photos courtesy of The Superficial and Hollywood Tuna.
Hayley Williams had a Twitter mishap recently.
I had never even heard of this girl before ... so I guess if all the typical internet stuff is right I've officially heard of Paramore now. She says her account got hacked ... I just think she screwed up sending her boyfriend a direct message or something. Not everything has to be some kind of weird conspiracy. If her name was Hayley Morningglow or something no one would care ... well ... okay, with a picture like that there would definitely be people out there who care, but you get my point.
She has a good voice from the few Paramore videos I've seen since the other day, just needs to grow out of that retarded "dye your hair every color under the sun" phase. But damn, I have to say this picture is impressive. Not enough for me to go out and buy a Paramore album of course, but still. God damn this chick surprised me. Hit the jump. Definitely not safe for work.
Paris Hilton forgot something.
You notice in this picture that her breasts are damned near shoved up against her chin? That’s the work of a very very magical bra folks. She’s always prided herself on the fact that she technically doesn’t even need to wear one, yet there are shots like this. Go figure. Maybe there’s something I’m missing, I don’t know. Personally I’m all for what nature gave you, and she’s no different. That and this was the only picture I could find that was “safe for work” to compare the rest to (which I happen to like better). Anyway, hit the jump, just be mindful of your surroundings even though they aren’t THAT bad. But seriously, who the hell puts on a t-shirt like that without knowing that it’s see through. I could see running around the house like that, but out in public? She can’t possibly be THAT clueless … either that or she just flat out doesn’t care because she’s hot enough to get away with it. There’s a hint for ya. Enjoy.
Miranda Kerr at Christie’s Green Auction : A Bid to Save the Earth
Why did I post this? Because the people who know me in person know that I, for the most part, don’t really care about auctions in so far as saving the Earth and whatnot. I’m of the camp that … the Earth has been through a LOT worse than us.
I am posting this purely because of the obvious. I’ve never even SEEN a Victoria’s Secret catalog or whatever the hell it’s called. Quite honestly, I don’t really care one way or the other about it.
But Miranda Kerr has that “girl next door” kind of thing going that I really like. That is the reason I am posting this.
She kind of reminds me of a Hawaiian girl that used to live next door to me … except I don’t think Miranda got pregnant at 14 years old and made a career choice at Hardee’s. Anyway, enjoy.
It’s not very often when a cosplayer looks BETTER than the video game character she portrays.
Okay, I’ll admit, I have a thing for Asian chicks. And this girl is no exception. Now, cosplayers … for the most part … annoy the hell out of me. Most of the time either their costumes are pathetic, or it’s some chubby girl from Mississippi trying to pull off Felicia or something.
This is one of the few times where a girl has ACTUALLY pulled it off, and manages to outdo the video game character (in this case, Kasumi from Dead or Alive) she’s portraying. The results are shown here (safe for work) and are absolutely stunning.
And I’m not even a big fan of the Dead or Alive SERIES in general. It’s never really done it for me, mediocre fighting with hyper unrealistic bouncing. Sorry, I’m not 10 anymore, I need a game that’s worth playing. Anyway, do yourself a favor and hit the jump.
Tila Tequila is still around. And is still devoid of any redeeming qualities.
Here she is in an utterly RIDICULOUS outfit that show WAY more than pretty much anyone wants to see (which makes some of the pictures not safe for work) performing her new single “I Fucked the DJ” at The Greenhouse in New York.
Now, I’ve only heard a handful of songs by her … and I’ve got to give her credit for one thing and one thing alone. At least SHE manages to get some kind of meaning out of it, as utterly pointless as that meaning is.
When I hear it, all I hear is bad rap, simplistic repetitive beats and music that seem to be written and finished in a few minutes just to get her to shut up for 5 seconds.
This chick really needs a wake up call and possibly some psychiatric help. Hit the jump for the rest of the pictures, just bear in mind what she’s wearing and your environment, because she really needs some extra special help dressing herself.
Shenae Grimes in Dirrty Glam
I must admit, to this day I have NEVER seen 90210. I don’t even think I watched it when it was on in the 90’s. Literally all I know about it is the fact that this chick is on the show. That being said, as blisteringly hot as these pictures are … they’re still not enough for me to actually go out of my way and watch the show. Maybe if it was on HBO or Cinemax or something I would, but we all know the reason there.
Oh, and I’ve also never heard of the magazine either. Maybe because it’s 2010 and who the hell reads magazines anymore anyway when there’s this thing called the internet.
And with a name like “Dirrty Glam” don’t you think these pictures would be a LOT more … let’s say “interesting” than they really are? Or is that just me.
Retro gaming related nipple pasties … the perfect gift!
I can think of at LEAST two people I personally know I could definitely get these things for. Anyway, I would imagine you can get them from here, but the site isn’t in English and I’m too lazy to translate it. And there’s other ones on there like duckies and guns and diamonds and all that mess, but the ones shown are the only ones I actually care about.
And don’t give me any crap about that picture not being safe for work. She’s perfectly covered up. And if you’re a regular to this site, why the hell would you be browsing this at work ANYWAY.
*ahem* Anyway, yeah. This rocks. That’s all I’ve got to say. And if you leave a comment saying “That plug and play game can’t possibly work with that TV!” you’re not paying attention to the important things.
