Wasted Seconds Wasting your precious time since 2009.


Taylor Swift looks a little different somehow.

I'll give her this, it's a definite improvement over the usual Texas style curls she sports. Even though that is a really evil look she's giving whoever's taking the picture. Looks like she about ready to kill someone. But hey, who am I to argue.

Further proof that Taylor Swift is an alien from outer space in a human body.

taylor-swift-bikini-02 I firmly believe that Taylor Swift is an alien posing as a human. Because humans have flaws, however small they may be. This chick is like a living barbie doll or something because there aren’t any noticeable flaws anywhere. Is it because she’s 19 or something? I don’t get it.

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Taylor Swift on Saturday Night Live

Okay, I’ll admit this was pretty funny. And Taylor Swift kinda weirds me out because she looks like she’s made of plastic. Not like plastic surgery … uugh no … more like a living doll or something because there aren’t any blemishes or flaws. She almost doesn’t seem human. Anyway, give it a watch. It’s pretty damn funny.


Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs … minus a douchebag.

58334274 Unfortunately, I'm still hearing that retarded "Imma let yoo finish" crap. When will that moron's 15 minutes be dead and gone? Anyway, even though I'm not the biggest fan of her music, she certainly is cute. So here she is from the '09 Video Music Awards. Come to think of it, the last time I saw the VMAs was when Nine Inch Nails performed.