Why, I found me some Black Ops toys!

While working this morning I came across this…

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Looks legit to me!

And yes, I shelled out $1.50 worth of quarters to see if I could get any the cool shit. But alas, all I got was miniature fake money and a fake mustache.

Soon… soon I shall have wasted enough money to get one of the cooler things that’s in the front glass…

Fucking bastards.